Your best mate gets a fancy new mobile phone. You salivate over its sleek exterior, high-tech touch screen and huge range of abilities. They say the phone has the ability to get emails, have apps, they can social network and even make the odd phone call. You look at your own ‘so last year’ phone and decide that it is socially unacceptable to use it any longer. You realise that they are very expensive and your current model is, after all, only 12 months old. What you need is a strategy to justify to your nearest and the dearest why you absolutely, positively have to have the best mother flippin phone in the room!

Object Of Desire

You start to casually mention how clunky your old phone is, how it never gets reception, how little time the battery stays charged and how expensive batteries are to replace. You show them the scratches (helped by the way you have taken to throwing it on the table/desk/ floor lately). You point out that it does not have the latest apps so you were unable to compare the price of pork scratchings in the local pubs before you went and so had to go into every one to make sure you got the best deal. You start to buy gadget magazines and casually leave them lying around open with the object of your desire circled and highlighted.

And then you wait.

You birthday comes and goes and no one buys you one. As Christmas approaches you increase your efforts which includes sitting on your old phone so that the screen cracks and ignoring your partners text to say they were stuck in the rain with a flat tyre – blaming bad reception. Christmas passes and there is no phone – frankly you were lucky to get that jumper after the whole flat tyre incident.

Then finally you resort to desperate measures – you accidentally drown your phone in a freak sailing accident the same week as your January bonus comes through and the sales start. By lucky happenstance you just happened to have backed up all your numbers the day before.

Finally your day has arrived. You try the first mobile phone shop and they only have it in pink, same story in the next one, you start to panic. At the next shop they have sold out and at the next one they will only supply it with the £3,000 per month contract. Suddenly you have an epiphany – going outside to actual physical shops is so 20th Century you should be seated or reclined indoors moving only your right and left hands from the elbow down. You go home and buy it online, remembering to uncheck the box that says do you want to buy mobile phone insurance.

Your new phone arrives through the post. It is in a box roughly the size of a small fridge – you start to panic. Maybe they sent you the wrong model and you have something from the 80’s that comes with its own trolley and a wind up handle! You open the box and there at the top is a tiny beautiful black and silver device – you start to drool. After fondling your new phone for about an hour and wiping up the drool you finally investigate what the hell else is in the box. Ah – the manual.
You flick though the first 300 pages and are dismayed to realise that it is not the multiple language version. You start from page one – battery, safety, charging, zzzzzz. You wake up 30 minutes later and peel the instruction manual off your face and wipe up more drool. You decide that manuals are for girls put the phone in your pocket and go to the pub to show off to your mates. You wait so you are fashionably late and everyone else is there and then you walk in with your phone held high in triumph. They all laugh and point.
You flee to the loo to deal with your devastation in private. While there you realise they are not laughing at the phone but at you as you have pages 6&7 of your phone manual printed across your face. You use your drool to wipe it off – finally it comes in handy!
Your love affair with your phone lasts precisely for 18h 23mins. You spend the next 2 weeks swearing in and around the vicinity of your phone. The **?/## touch screen does not work with your sausage fingers, there are **?/## stupid symbols all over the home page which you can not work out how to get rid of, you cannot use any of your apps mainly because you cannot work out how to get to them. You can use the camera and have taken some great photos and even some video but you have absolutely no idea whatsoever how to remove said items from your phone and get them onto a computer.
You cannot set up email. Extensive research on the internet and amongst your social circle reveals that no one has ever managed to set up their email on their phone and you start to suspect a huge conspiracy in the mobile phone industry.
You studiously ignore the dark looks your partner shoots you ever time you swear at your phone. They start to mutter things which sound a bit like ‘waste of money’ and ‘read the manual’. However these comments have no impact as you what so ever as you are already practiced at selectively tuning out anything your partner says. For example “do the dishes” and “put your stinking dirty pants in the wash basket” are all effectively tuned out but ”are you ready for the pub” or “I am felling a bit frisky tonight” actually get amplified.

After several weeks you realise that all you use your phone for is making & receiving calls, telling the time and setting the alarm. You realise that that is all you have used each and every one of your phones for and are momentarily confused as to what you spent all that money on a new one when your old one did that perfectly adequately. You take the phone out of your pocket lay on the taxi seat as you contemplate its worth. You are so deep in thought that you exit the taxi, walk up the steps and let yourself in the flat before you realise that your mobile phone is no longer on your person and is now probably being boxed up for the Taxi drivers wife’s next birthday.
You realise that you have not backed up your address book, you did not buy insurance with the phone and you have precisely 48 minutes to come up with a really good excuse before your partner gets home.

World Cup 2010

Unless you have been marooned in the South Pole or are from another gallaxy you will know that the world cup is now upon us. Everyone seems to be getting in on the act with even Asda and Tesco flooding their shops with flat screen TVs to tempt you to part with more of your hard earned cash. Unlike cheap flags and naff hats a new TV is actually a sensible investment. Not only are the new flat screen versions better quality than your old TV they can actually make your rooms bigger, more modern and streamlined! You can mount them on a wall, above furniture or your fire to free up space. Get rid of that bulky and old fashioned TV unit and replace it with a clever TV bracket for wall mounting.

TV brackets, for flat screened appliances, simply screw to your wall via a single peice of metal or two brackets. A mounting plate is then slotted on which screws to pre-drilled holes in the back of your flat screened TV. You can buy fixed TV brackets or better still ones that rotate and tilt so you can maximise your viewing quality.

So if you are tempted to upgrade your TV remember to take advantage of its space saving beneifts too by investing in a proper wall mounting TV bracket.

Cantilever bracket

TV brackets have many more advantages than just saving space of the living room. The viewing angle of the TV set can be changed without much hassle, thus enhancing the viewing experience. Moreover, a stylish looking TV bracket can be used as a decorative item to enhance the impression of the living room. There are different types of TV brackets available in the market to serve different purposes of the consumers. Each one of them has their own advantages. However, it is important to choose a TV bracket, which best suits your purpose.

Different types of TV brackets and their advantages

The following are a list of different types of TV brackets and their respective advantages. This will help you to choose the right TV bracket that suits you the best.

• Flush TV Wall Mounts: Flush TV brackets or wall mounts are the best choice for people who just want to mount their TV set on the wall fixedly. This is also the simplest way to set the TV to the wall without much hassle. Most flush TV brackets can rigidly hold the TV less than an inch from the wall. Another advantage of flush TV brackets is that they can hold any size of TV set, securely to the wall. This is not possible in the case of many other moveable brackets.
• Tilting TV Wall Mounts: Tilting TV brackets are ideal for people who want to mount their TV on a wall with a limited flexibility in changing the viewing angle. This is mostly used in home installations where TV sets are mounted at higher altitudes from the place of watching. Most TV brackets have approximately 3-inch mounting distance from the wall and are a little thicker in depth compared to Flush TV brackets.
• Swivel & Tilt TV Wall Mounts: Swivel & Tilt TV brackets make an ideal combination with smaller LCD TV sets up to 32 inch in size. These wall brackets can be tilted up and down to 15 degrees and can be rotated by 360 degrees. Thus, this TV bracket provides maximum access to the user in terms of changing the viewing angle of the TV. These can also be expanded up to 20 inches away from the wall or folded back – closer to the wall.
• Cantilever Arm TV Wall Mounts: Cantilever TV brackets are popular choice for both home and commercial purposes. These brackets are flexible to support all sizes of television sets. Thus, it is easy for TV owners, to select a TV bracket of their choice. Its capability to hold even larger size TV sets makes it an ideal choice for businesses. And the best part of these brackets is that all these advantages are clutter-free in terms of appearance and hassle-free in terms of installation.
• Ceiling TV Wall Mounts: Hanging or ceiling TV wall mounts are just like tilt-TV wall mounts, but are fixed on ceilings. These TV brackets are an ideal solution for businesses, like supermarkets, where walls are not ultimate places to mount TV sets. Since, these brackets keep TV sets out of touching distance, they also fit perfectly for leisure centers or clubs.

Since the TV brackets are going to hold expensive LCDs or Plasma TVs, it is crucial to avoid going for cheap ones. This may put those fragile electronic devices at stake. There are dealers who can provide TV brackets with maximum guarantee at affordable rates.